I've never been close to a dead body. Annie Edison , Britta Perry : Oh. Shirley Bennett : Oh, pumpkin. Troy Barnes : She was so cold and grey. I saw her underwear. Pierce Hawthorne : [enters room whistling] Jeez, who died? Britta Perry : Pierce, we're so sorry to hear about your mom. Pierce Hawthorne : Why?
Annie Edison : Losing a loved one is always difficult. Pierce Hawthorne : What? My mom isn't dead. Shirley Bennett : But when Troy found her, he said Pierce Hawthorne : Well her heart, lungs, kidneys and brain have stopped working. Jeff Winger : And another way of saying that would be? Pierce Hawthorne : She used up her organic body. Britta Perry : By Pierce Hawthorne : Wrong.
She's alive. Mom was a part of my Buddhist church. She's a Level Five Laser Lotus, same as me. When a Level Five's body stops functioning, it's vaporized in the Temple of Renewal and stored in an energon pod. In a few years, when our technology advances, they'll extract her body vapors, re-condense it to a solid. Before you know it, Mom will be back in the kitchen making Troy and me sandwiches. Pierce Hawthorne : Heh.
Shirley Bennett : Pumpkin. It's okay. Oh, sweetie. Pierce Hawthorne : If you're curious, come to my church's Open Hive tomorrow. You know, wine, beer and free credit checks. Professor Ian Duncan : How much wine and beer per person? Jeff Winger : Oh, come on. Professor Ian Duncan : We're having a con Hot Girl : Excuse me, is this Anesthesiology? Professor Ian Duncan : Yes. Yes, it is. Professor Ian Duncan : Just go with this.
Troy Barnes : What's with the lava lamp? Pierce Hawthorne : It's not a lava lamp. It's my mom. Troy Barnes : Oh ho ho! Wait, what? Pierce Hawthorne : The temple finished vaporizing her.
This is Mom's energon pod. That's her vapor in those little bubbles. Jeff Winger : I'm sure that thing was free, right? Pierce Hawthorne : Energon doesn't grow on trees, Jeff. It's harvested by super bees in a Buddhist meteor crater. Jeff Winger : [study group gathers around Jeff at the water fountain] If you guys let me get to the can opener, I can feed you.
What happened in class today? Jeff Winger : You pulled 40 minutes of anesthesiology out of your ass. Yeah, I did, but I meant your elderly friend. Jeff Winger : Do you know how many times I haven't eaten a doughnut?
Professor Ian Duncan : I do not. Jeff Winger : How I got teased in grade school for dabbing my pizza with napkins? I've suffered. I've denied myself. Professor Ian Duncan : Mm-hm. Stinging you like a pine leave! So much treasure that they're thinking that we live on the high seas Only places that I be is the planet of cool and I've never seen a sucker that is looking like you And you know that it's true! So why would you deny? That's why whenever she with you she never feel satisfied!
So listen, this is for real We are the coolest of cool and if you ever battle us we just goin' send you to school Cuz I am I be laughing at them rookies Cuz they don't know the deal! While they worry 'bout this change I'm steady making these meals But they claiming they skills make them better than me But they know they not that close they suckas funny to me Y'all like honey to me Needing you sweeter than sweet And you can't compare yourself the way I'm riding this beat From the way that I do it Cuz you see I'm the best!
That's why the people by my records they won't settle for less! Jacques Slade contributed and helped compose a few of the songs featured on Community in Season One.
The tracks on the album are listed as follows:. The full album " Licensed to Chill" can be downloaded here. Community Wiki Explore. Recurring themes. Explore Wikis Community Central. Register Don't have an account? Best of the Best. History Talk 0. Humans, he continues, use conversation to hide the things they don't want to admit; conversation is essentially humans lying to each other and themselves.
Jeff's phone interrupts him but he drops it in his water glass before going on. He tries to explain there is no normal, everybody has parts of them that are messed up and Abed shouldn't try to be like anybody else. He then shares two very personal stories about the lies people accept to avoid dealing with their pain.
Britta's tips are this big. Chang continues riling Troy up about Abed's date with Jeff until he snaps and opens the briefcase. Inside, he finds a certificate of authenticity that identifies it as the actual briefcase used in Pulp Fiction. Troy quickly closes the case as Britta scolds them for endangering the success of the party. They turn to see that the lightbulb inside the briefcase ignited the certificate and the briefcase is engulfed in flames.
Chang accuses Troy of being a bad friend which angers Troy so much that he attacks Chang as the others try to break them apart. Jeff finishes his anecdote with a sigh of relief, glad to be able to talk openly with someone. Troy Britta'd Jeff's gift. Just then, Pierce , dressed as the gimp from Pulp Fiction , bursts in and berates Jeff for keeping the rest of the group waiting so long. Abed puts the clues together and figures out the surprise party Jeff had planned. He calls for the check and tries to quickly wrap up the dinner.
Abed reveals that the whole dinner has been an elaborate reference to a film about two friends having a dinner conversation. Britta strides up to the table, followed by the rest of the group in their costumes, and yells at Jeff for getting her fired.
Abed is dazzled by the characters in front of him but Jeff storms out in anger. Pretty gay. Jeff returns to the diner to retrieve the briefcase and has to settle with Brian for the damages caused by the group.
Abed follows him and thanks him for the gifts. Jeff explains that he's angry with Abed because he was only trying to make him happy when, the whole time, Abed was just doing another movie reference. Abed replies that it was more than just a reference, it was a chance to connect with Jeff, who he hasn't spent much time with lately. Abed thinks aloud that he's not changing and growing like the other group members and is getting left behind. Jeff advises that emotional breakthroughs are overrated.
Abed confirms that they are still friends before asking Jeff to pay the hefty bill they left behind after their dinner was cut short. Jeff returns to the fancy restaurant to find the surprise Pulp Fiction party waiting for him, courtesy of Abed. For real this time? Troy and Abed return to the fancy restaurant for dinner but are shocked by the prices and run out without paying.
Narrative Recurring or debuting plot points in this episode: That just happened : Before meeting Abed in the restaurant, Jeff recalls the events of " Abed's Uncontrollable Christmas. He later reveals it was all just an act. The act leads Jeff to reveal some personal information himself, as well as undergo a minor identity crisis also.
Catchphrase : Abed says his signature catchphrase "Cool, cool, cool" but adds two additional "cools" when he sees all his friends in their outfits. History lesson : Jeff admits that he called a phone sex line because he is insecure about why people like him. Jeff tells Abed that he was forced to dress up as an Indian girl on Halloween one year. I'm gonna get a drink : Jeff asks the bartender at the restaurant for a Macallan neat. Abed asks the bartender for a spritzer.
Troy has a sip of wine which he refers to as "No-no juice.
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